Bloggershop Quartet (Blog 4)

Ex. 5.2
Goochland High School is run by idiots

Deductive
Recent decisions by the staff of Goochland High School has led me to believe that GHS is run by idiots. It all started with the hire of Mrs. Ball. Since she became principal GHS has done stupid things that require a lot of money. For example, they paid a folk singer to come in and teach us old folk songs and he was terrible at it. Due to decisions like this, our school now has no budget left. Since the school has no money, this has led to a shortage of paper. We students are the ones that have to pay the price for this now, as the school has to limit the amount of paper we can use. Also, the administration has made it so that it is easier for a terrorist to get in the White House than for a student to enter the school's library. I thought that this nation wanted students to read more. Now they have this very strict procedure for getting in and it is almost guaranteed to fail.

Inductive
The whole problem started with the hire of Mrs. Ball. Since she became principal GHS has done stupid things that require a lot of money. For example, they paid a folk singer to come in and teach us old folk songs and he was terrible at it. Due to decisions like this, our school now has no budget left. Since the school has no money, this has led to a shortage of paper. We students are the ones that have to pay the price for this now, as the school has to limit the amount of paper we can use. Also, the administration has made it so that it is easier for a terrorist to get in the White House than for a student to enter the school's library. I thought that this nation wanted students to read more. Now they have this very strict procedure for getting in and it is almost guaranteed to fail. It is due to things like this, that I am 100% certain that Goochland High School is run by idiots.

Ex. 5.3
As a senior at GHS, I must say that the recent decisions by the staff of Goochland High School has led me to believe that GHS is run by idiots. In my four years there, I have never seen such stupidity in day-to-day decisions. It all started with the hire of Mrs. Ball at the beginning of last year. The two years that I was there before then were no where near as bad. Since she became principal GHS has done stupid things that require a lot of money. For example, they paid a folk singer to come in and teach us old folk songs and he was terrible at it, if I say so myself. I remember thinking to myself, as I watched this show, "Why did they waste so much money on this man?" Due to decisions like this, our school now has no budget left. Since the school has no money, this has led to a shortage of paper. We students are the ones that have to pay the price for this now, as the school has to limit the amount of paper we can use. Everyday I have to hear the teachers complain about how they could not give us a quiz because they had no paper to put it on. Also, the administration has made it so that it is easier for a terrorist to get in the White House than for a student to enter the school's library. I thought that this nation wanted students to read more. Now they have this very strict procedure for getting in and it is almost guaranteed to fail. I have not once been able to get in there without being robbed of my dignity first. I remember a time when we students could walk in our own library, no questions asked. I have seen better times at my high school and I just wish these times would return.

Ex. 5.4
Recent devastating decisions by the lackluster staff of Goochland High School has led me to believe that our once great GHS is now being run by idiots. It all started with the shot-in-the-dark hire of Mrs. Ball. Since she became the tyrant, GHS has done incredibly stupid things that wastes tons of money. For example, they paid a way-past-his-time folk singer to come in and teach us old washed-up folk songs and he was terrible at it. Due to decisions like this, our school now has the thinnest of budgets. Since the school has no money, this has led to a shortage of the necessity, paper. We misrepresented students are the ones that have to pay the punishment for this now, as the school has to ration the amount of paper we can use. Also, the diabolical administration has made it so that it is easier for a terrorist to invade in the White House than for a student to enter the school's library. I thought that this great nation wanted students to read more books, rather than spend hours playing video games. Now they have this very strict unlawful procedure for getting in and the lovely entering attemptee is absolutely guaranteed to fail in a simple walk into the school's learning center.